If you’ve ever reproduced or brought little folks into your life and home, you are very familiar with their harsh anti-napkin views. Little Red and Little Lady would occasionally get food on their faces and clothes. At times, they looked like survivors of a food war and the food won. However, they never ended up with food on their backsides.
Maybe Little Man is super duper flexible and pulled a Cirque de Soleil move when I wasn’t watching. Or maybe he was pondering what it’d be like to be a big napkin. All I know is, when it came time for him to brush his teeth, the kid had a decent amount of peanut butter on the front of his shirt and jeans. To omit feelings of being left out, the back of his shirt and jeans happened to also be sporting jelly’s cousin; peanut butter. I think he may have rolled in it. So, the peanut butter outfit went into the hamper and a clean outfit went on. This was all before 9:00 a.m. Little Man was determined! Ha, ha.
I still am surprised by peanut butter as an accessory. Little Man had a napkin and he’s pretty darn good at using one when needed. Oh well. I’ll chalk this up to a lapse in judgement and the fact that he’s a small human. Rock on, crouton!
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